The Adventures of the NSP

Someone once said, "Wild horses run unbridled or their spirit dies."

Thats for damn sure!  I’ve recently been hit with the adventure stick a couple of times & have just been working it out as if it was my J O B.  Case in point, last night I went to go to Pop Rocks to meet up w/ the newly reformed Power of Three.  Got in for free thanks to Ben(shout out) & rocked a few free drinks.  Apparently they were not having open bar which I was l-i-v-i-d about it but the free ones calmed me down.  The music was cute but we decided we were gonna go to Boysroom.  They have apparently an underwear party on Thursday’s so we go & low & behold I rocked it in my skivvies.  This is bananas for me mind you.  Now I know some of you out there can do this no problem but for me I’ve never done it.  But with some coaxing by Brad, Jude & this guy from Jersey….I did it.  Although I was wearing what I call my stripper underwear so it felt a tad more revealing.  Can’t explain it you would just have to see it! 

The music was punk rock which I wasn’t all about but I was more concerned with the fact that I was walking around with all my bizness out for all to see.  The go go boys had on like washcloths which one really didn’t mind showing what was underneath for a dollar.  Not gonna lie it was worth a lot more than a dollar!  But anyhoo after receiving free shots, my inhibitions were surely thrown out the door.  Hell I would have probably pulled a Madonna circa 92 & stand out in the streets trying to get a ride.  It was totes hot!  So here’s to the continuation of the brand new hotness….bc its now Friday & the weekend has only begun.  I’m sure I’ll be back for more stories of shenanigans that are awaiting me just around the bend.  Ev miss you already, DC crew ur in my heart, & to the Power of three becoming four…I live for you!

Well kids this weekend had tons of craziness going on but hey what is not to be expected of the Dev & Ev show.  I’ll leave the Pyramid story to the select few that know about it.  I think I’ve reconfirmed to myself that Opaline is totes not hot though.  The music was lame & not enough hotness….although seeing my former roommate go-going was not shocking news.  After that there was a scene that the network executive’s (& the writers of the Evan & Devin show) decided to cut bc they feel that it may be toomuch for the viewers & I don’t blame them.  To those of you who know….please what we take from this is no one can ever puke around me.  Thanks….management!

Cut to Sat night, I was hit by the adventure stick & surely took my ass to Brooklyn for Kristin’s bday celebration.  HB Kristin!  I saw the fattest cat I have ever seen.  I’m telling you that was one big pussy!  So then the boys talk me into going to the East Village for some bars there. Have to say I’m not a fan of that scene for reals.  So I took my dancing ass to Roxy.  Whoever was deejaying was good but I swear it was like he was jerking me off w/out a climax.  The music was good but he’d play a verse of a song I’d like but then go into this tribal or jsut beats mess.  Totally screwed up my dance breakdown but I’ll deal.  Then Kelly Osbourne came out to give it to the fans but quite honestly all she was giving was showing off her tig ole bitties. I was very close to her & that was the best thing about her performance.  Lucky for her she falls back on the family name…who happenned to be there apparently.  I would have loved to have seen Ozzy’s reaction to all the shirtless gays grinding & what not.  But alas I didn’t hear him mumbling over the speakers or see Sharon telling bitches what to do.  Roxy has mos def not been the same since Peter left. 

As for questions about what happenned to the Supossed Former Jagged Little Pill post…..as I said before that was a limited edition post.  So to all that read it & didn’t know it keep it under your toupe!  Thanks!…management

SO Ok a few days ago I went to go to a friend of mines show.  (shout out to Alena!) I saw her in Newsical & she was wonderful.  Then I decide to see her again since she was doing back up dancing for this other singer/songwriter/dancer I know.  So I was excited bc I’m all about seeing friends in things now & re-inspiring  myself.  Anyhoo, this show was at The Bitter End in the West Village.  Mind you I have never actually gone in but have certianly walked by.  Not gonna lie, its near where I used to tan.  I drag Rob & Fort along so I won’t be alone & we walk in to see these 2 scuzzy men at the door.  I tell them who I’m there to see, they take my $5.  I’m all ….ummmm where will he be performing bc I looked in & saw this other folky like girl doing her thing on the stage.  Then Scuzzy dude #1 goes oh yeah just go to the back to the elevator & go to the 3rd floor.  So I’m like ok….& we go through all these people to the back where its like the performers area.  No elevator.  I ask this crack salad looking girl & she’s like I didn’t know there was an elevator.  So we walk back towards the front & ask this guy who looks like he works there.  He’s like yeah thats outside & up the stairs.  By this point I’m like Wait a damn minute!  So Rob & Fort wait there as he tells them yeah its next to the laundry mat.  I go see SM1 & I’m like mmm where is he gonna be.  He bursts out in laughter & is likeAww man I was just kidding w/ ya.  Scuzzy man 2 just looks at me & smiles & become capitol L I V I D.  But most importantly embarassed.  I mean I’ve never been to this place, I wouldn’t normally be caught dead there.  But most importantly I can’t believe we got mean girled by the scuzzy men at the Bitter End.  I will not be going back thats for damn sure!

Well when it rains it pours thats for sure.  And everything seems to come in 3’s so therefore it started with the shoulder incident then just escalated from there.  So I’m recently single (#2) & I also may be leaving what I have called home for 4 1/2 yrs (#3 for those that are counting).  As for number 2 I’ll leave it with just saying it didn’t work out.  No need to further beat a dead horse.  But I do have to say its bad when everyone else knows your relationship is over but you & your other.  As for 3, I’m hoping that this may be resolved bc thats forever been drama but if indeed I do leave it will somehow be ok.  I swear sometimes it does just seem like my life is a show or a long ass movie.  But doesn’t everyones seem that way ; )  But honestly thank God for friends for who are there for you & help you out.  People that can let you vent or just be like your soundboard. 

But most importantly, right now I feel alive & ready for new adventures.  To quote my friends Shuley & Adrienne (shout out y’all) somehow I can fall all in it but come out smelling like a rose.  I quite honestly sometimes I operate best that way.  So far 2005 is shaping up to be year that is seriously B-A-N-A-N-A-S!  Usher, Mariah, Vin D, the show that Ev & Dev has created for HBO (well not yet but get ready bitches).  Its about to go down and for the moment it needs a soundtrack so ya know I have to give it to ya the way I did before.  So to go from beofre to whats about to come up this is the soundtrack to the Emancipation of Nicky:

1. Another Suitcase In Another Hall by Madonna
2. Girl by Destiny’s Child
3. Mixed Up World by Sophie Ellis Bextor
4. Hunter by Dido
5. I Don’t Wanna Cry by Mariah
6. Right To Be Wrong by Joss Stone
7. Erase/Rewind by The Cardigans
8. Gimme Gimme Gimme by Abba
9. Rock DJ by Robbie WIlliams
10. Come On Get Up by Janet
11. Through With Love by Destiny’s Child
12. Why Can’t I by Liz Phair
13. It’s Like That by Mariah

And with that said get ready bc Hiatus is over and summer season will be about to begin.  Shout out to the mean girls, tanorexics, glamazons & the DC crew that I LIVE for.  Also GGB’s forever! 

Wassup to all my peeps?!  So everyone can sigh in relief that I am better now.  My shoulder & arm is doing much better.  Luckily since I was taking care of myself b4 I’ve healed a little quicker than what I used to.  You won’t be seeing me swing from vines to vines yet or create murder on the dancefloor…..but my recovery is better so that makes me happy.  Not doing dance class for a few more weeks but I can be allowed to do cardio & lower body weights.  Most likely I’ll lose what small amount of muscle I had on top but the lower region will become bananas.  There’s enough junk in the trunk anyhoo so yippie yi yay bitches ride em cowboy!  So just wanted to say that quick & be prepared to see the brand new hotness coming back hardcore w/in a month or so!!!! XOXO me