The Adventures of the NSP

Ok so work here at the gym subbing, sucks major ass!  But being that I’ve been soo creative recently with songs & stories, a random rap popped in my head. Half of its on myspace(join bitches!) but the rest of it is on here.  Because I HAVE to say I’m much more a Friendster.  Rob reps Myspace & I rep this, get the point?  Good let’s dance

Random Raptures

Well I rock in the east & I’ve rocked it to the west

There ain’t no denying that I rock the best

If you can’t take the heat get your ass out the kitchen

Cause you know I’m the one with all this ambition

As I get up in your face and shake my body

Bumpin up & down, moving it like a hottie

Humpin around from back to back

Dj make it pump with the brand new track!

I like it laced with rhythm, some hip-hop & techno

The feeling of the groove that puts you in the mood

C’mon, I know… your friends be taggin along

C’mon we’ll make em sing la-di-da-di!

Little bit about me, you wanna know?

Can u handle this?  Maybe not so

Going out clubbing, causing a commotion

While them chickens is ashe & I’m lotion

Like to do brunch with my crew on sundays

Hungover the next day bitchin bout manic mondays

Hardcore working out 5 days a week

If I’m all about you then I’ll let you take a peak

I’m a singer & a dancer & oh yeah an actor

Like errrbody else but without a benefactor

So when you see me out make love to my face

Air kisses I love & liquor by the case!

So thats rap for now.  But we all know that I’d much rather be the hot blonde one singing the chorus!  So until that day comes just keep enjoying the blogs!  For all you that don’t read your bulletins this weekend starts the celebration that is Nick’s Bday Weekend Hotness!  Tonight I’m rocking Duvet, tomorrow the east village & Sat night is the party at my house.  I would love to see everyone during one of these events.  That way you can buy me a drink tee hee!  If not this weekend lets make plans to get together real soon!  Here’s the info for Sat:

Sat nite 9pm-until   323 West 47th st apt 2B btw 8th & 9th

Bring an alcohol/mixer & make love to my face bday style!

(mngmt note: ‘make love to my face’ is the new saying & it means kiss me on the cheek)

I’ve now changed what I was gonna write 2 different times so maybe this time a 3rd is the charm.  My thoughts have been all over the place recently.  Its been soo unstable.  Quite like the world.  I mean everything happenning in London & Egypt.  Just crazy.  But lets keep this light & fun.  You all get jolly’s over my shenanigans right?  Well I’ve kept my chastity belt on for a hot hot minute. (Nick’s management can change this rule at any given time though)

I’ve noticed a trend in the convo’s my friends have been having lately.  It’s been about that four letter word.  That word that hasn’t been in my vocab for quit some time.  Some people have really taken on some different roles.  I’ll keep names out of this one for my friends sake. For certain friends, some things have been really hard to get over.  We’ve all been there.  I know I’ve not quite been the same since giving my heart & soul to one & then it being the worst thing on earth for me.  But we get over it, eventually.  Its definitely true how time does heal wounds.  Then sometimes it doesn’t.  One friend of mine still can not seem to get over a guy that did them wrong a year ago.  Another friend of mine is finally not falling in love at the drop of a hat.  One friend is feeling oh so lonely & as if nobody loves them.  One was sooo determined that this one was THE one, they were blindsided about just who he was as a person.  After saying all that I know I’ve walked in that same path quite a few times.  So just so noone thinks I’m calling them out.  How bout I call myself out. 

Recently, my southern boy returned for us to have a brief love affair once again.  But alas, it wasn’t the way it was before.  Only in the sense that I was working everyday & only seeing him when I went out.  He also called me out about not calling him.  I felt bad about this, bc truthfully he is one of 2 people that I actually could see myself with.  With realizing that, I put up a wall to guard myself.  Long distance & I are not besties.  Hell I can’t even do suburbs!  But he did bring up some questions in myself about who I’ve become in the past few yrs.  While Carrie &  Big somehow made it back together….the thought of mine….well lets just say that my show ends differently.  At 23 I thought I had the love of my life.  You could compare it to Carrie/Big & def Justin/Brian.  Watching the newest episode of QAF was kind of hard for some reason. Brian finally realized that Justin was the love of his life.  I couldn’t help but think…hmmm…Nick you were sooo wrong.  After realizing I was wrong I just kind of gave up on the whole love thing.  It was a paradise not for me.  Then came another & I tried it out but as I said before we didn’t belong together.  When it was over, I went back to those thoughts I’d had before.  I was angry, upset, mad with myself.  But its funny how time can heal wounds.  Sometimes it doesn’t.  Just the other day it was like all of a sudden, I’m not angry.  It kind of surprised me.  As for my Big?  I haven’t seen that one in a year & a half.  That may be different, who knows. 

But let me get back to last night.  It was the last night my southerner would be here & we had planned to have a night alone.  But instead he went to a dinner w/ his friend who had traveled with him.  I have to admit I was annoyed.  I was like you see this guy all the time & me…never.  Up comes the wall!  So I watched my shows SIx Feet & QAF in my raggedy ole shorts & hair a hot mess.  Not the picture of the brand new hotness.  I also ate Chinese like I was never gonna eat again.  In the background Oz(crazy roommate) is playing music way too loud.  (I’m sure all you reading just laughed or rolled your eyes)  Then my southerner calls.  Says he’s in the area & really wants to see me. Wants to know if its ok if he can come over.  So I’m like sure.  I’m still awake & all.  But after all the chinese, def needed to brush my teeth!   As I was doing it, he came.  Music still loud.  I answer the door in my raggedy shorts, toothbrush in hand, still a lil toothpaste in the corner of my mouth.  There stands my southerner looking sooo handsome, a smile & a dozen roses.  Suddenly in the background I hear, "what the world, needs now…is love, sweet love…its the only thing….that there’s just too little of." 

A smile came across my toothpasted face.  I looked like hell.  To this he said, "You’re so handsome & amazing & I just had to see you before I go."  For everyone that just threw up in your mouth a lil bit?  Normally thats me but this time it was quite nice.  For everyone that just screamed Gay!!!  I say Eat my ass mofo’s!  For everyone that smiled, thanks.  I can’t help but think hmm  we all do need love. To all my friends I offer this: when love comes, who knows?  Is it love?  Only time could tell.  If he’s acting like an ass & all your friends know it, then drop him because you are soo much better than that.  If you think you may never shake that one off, maybe you won’t.  Maybe its not meant to be shaken off.  Because maybe we all need to remember from time to time that we can love someone & that someone can love us back.   

Initially, I was gonna write a blog about how so many of us gay boys are so incestuous with each other.  I was gonna mention the fact that a friend & I had a rule about not sleeping with someone that a friend had hooked up.  But then realizing that if we did that, inevitably, we would be hooking up with no one.  Because basically if you take a group of friends, you can disect it & find out that sure enough 2 or 3(or more) have hooked up & then became good friends.  Even besties for that matter.  Its just our nature.  Fags will fuck.  No matter what. Plenty of times we start out with the attraction first & then get to know the person.  Then it just turns out to be like hey I think we’re better off as friends & so on & so on.  Then you have your group.  Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of friends that I have not hooked up.  The number I have is much much smaller.  I don’t want you to think we are all just screwing each other.  Thats just crazy talk I tell ya!   There are a few that are virtuous or those in couples but that percentage is small & mad props to you all. 

With that being said let me please get to the matter at hand.  Or the state of being that I was in for the past few days.  It’s no secret that I’ve been highly enjoying my singleness in the past few months.  There’s also no denying that I’ve been trying to get over a cold that has been kicking my ass for the past 3 weeks. For me that is an eternity.  We’d be out & if anybody got me laughing I’d be in a coughing fit for a good 10 seconds.  Not attractive at all.  So when I’d be meeting these potentials I would just rely on my masculine wiles & certain dance moves.  Me being my normally humorous self was not an option.  Sexy blonde guy but quiet= booty.  Laugh a minute, fun loving guy divided by crazy coughing fit= booty running far far away.  Get the point? 

Which brings me to a convo that me & a few besties were having about our certain number of sexual partners.  You ask, "All?"  We’re like, "Please!  Drugs & alcohol have wrecked our short AND long term memory."  So lets just keep it at the past few months.  Now my number may be low for some people who get it on a major regular basis.  To that I say dammmmnnnnn!  My number may also be on par with others.  It may also be incredibly high with some people. To that I say don’t hate & don’t judge….no comments from the leez-b-unz gallery.  After figuring out my number(s) a question popped into my head.  I thought, "Nicolas Steven Padron, have you been giving unneccesary head in the past few months?"  I waited a minute or two & then thought, "You sly puss, there’s no such thing as unneccesary head.  Just as long as you’re getting an equal amount of it back." 

But then Sunday came & for some reason that was the day that started my breakdown.  I missed brunch with my crew bc I was subbing at NYSC.  No one get scared I am not going back.  I am strictly a sub.  So I was having all this time to think to myself & coughing my head off.  All of a sudden I felt like something was wrong.  So I go to get on a train to go back home & these 2 people are on the train preaching the word of God.  Automatically I got a lil nervous.  One of them was sitting down next to me with some kind of banner & filling out some kind of form.  She looked a mess. The other, I assume her God fearing husband.  He was being incredibly loud telling everyone on the train that they need Jesus in their life or they’re on a way metro ride to hell.  He looked at these 2 Asian women(who we all know I love!) & asked if they could speak English.  One slyly smiled & said, "No sank you!"  I giggled.  He turned to me and asked, "How bout you young man, do you know your Lord & saviour Jesus Christ?"  With my best pre-ass whoopin face I said, "Yes I know him…thanks."  Now while this was going on there was a group of young teens.  A few girls & one lone gay boy.  They were chatting & giggling & the gay one was louder than all of them.  God love him!  So this man turns to them handing them pamphlets & when he got to the gay boy he said, "You especially need this son."  The whole group got quiet & the gay boy kind of just shriveled away.  This made me L-I-V-I-capitol D.  SO I stood up & told the man in my best Julia Sugarbaker, "Excuse me, sir, & I use the term sir loosely….our Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ said that we should all love one another no matter what.  One should not bear false witness on another unless they too can be spared of judgement.  So if indeed you’re promoting hate or discrimination…Sir..let me remind you. You are on the C train going local straight to hell."  He just stood there kind of looking at me dumbfounded & I myself was shocked at my display.  I mean I am not the one to get all riled up about something.  Normally I just let the crazy’s talk & sit there & think about what I’m gonna wear the next day or what party I’m gonna go to.  I mean I’m much more Suzanne than Julia for all you southerners out there that used to watch Desiging Women.  I guess just what made me trip out was the thought that was going through my head right before. I was like, "OMG Nick, u have gonorrea of the throat or something like that. U r being punished for being soooo sexually active!"  Why I thought this I don’t know. I haven’t sat down in a church since literally the 90’s.  I left that all behind me when I heard them say races shouldn’t mix & men shouldn’t lie with other men.  At the time I wasn’t gay but somehow I knew & somehow I knew that it wasn’t wrong for loving who you wanted to love.  Looking back its kind of easy to see the progressions I made & just how I made them.  Decisions shape us all.  For better or worse but no judgements.

So I get home & decided I’m just gonna stay there & watch Six Feet Under & Queer As Folk.  Well that was not a good plan bc we all know those aren’t the happiest of shows but I did it anyway and then became an emotional mess.  I ended up getting a fever though it wasn’t high but still a fever.  I couldn’t sleep to save my life so I got online & went searching for things about std’s & whatnot.  As I’m reading I’m like ok no rashes, no peeing fire, no funny things on my special place.  No other signs.  But still just to be safe I felt it was high time to go get checked out.  Since I had been playing safe it wouldn’t hurt to know I was safe. 

Monday came so I made my appointment.  Tuesday 10:10 am. The earleir the better.  I spent much of the day just kind of thinking.  I spoke to one friend but that was it & after having a semi breakdown with him I decided maybe I need to not chat w/ anyone else since I was acting like a hot mess.  All I did was gym it, go to dance class, eat chinese, have a convo w/ God & go to bed.  Which brings me to today.  I wake up, & for the first time in weeks I’m not coughing my head off.  I’m like hmm interesting. Any of you can take that any way you want to.  I’ll leave that to myself.  I hadn’t been tested in quite some time so I was def a lil nervous.  Hospitals/doctors/sickness just scares the shit out of me anyway.  But I have to say after sitting there with the counselor & him asking me ALL these different kind of questions I couldn’t help but feel a tad better.  The tests were pretty painless. Which I was surprised about bc I have a fear of needles as well.  Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be just a lil prick on my finger.  See what even a lil prick can do for ya people?  Kidding aside…  I went to the waiting room where I sat there & read the New Yorker & it had an article about a $2,000 per hr escort.  I was like bitch!  I’ve been giving this ish out for free & now I’m tripping out.  (Another joke people)  Then the results came. I was fine in everything.  He then said, "Nick you probably did just have a bad case of the flu.  But isn’t it good to know?"  Whew boy you can say that again.  Now I know to all of you reading this are probably like Nick you dramatic bitch!  To this I say yes I probably am.  But you people wouldn’t want it any other way.  I mean how exciting would this blog be if I really wrote about what I ate for dinner & how many times I took a shit & what color my pee was.  Ewww!  Any of you that know me, know that I can’t bare to talk about any of those subjects.  So I stick to what I know.  Going out, being crazy, living life, trying to do something with my life, being funny, having these crazy encounters that I swear only happen to me & oh yeah…getting mine while you get yours.  Bc in the past few months I’ve been acting like I’m trying to get my PHD in sexology.  But I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again absolutley no regrets.  Just so happen while I was reading the New Yorker I read a quote. James Dean said this….."Dream as if you’ll live forever & LIVE as if you’re dying today." I think that may be my new favorite one. 

Many of you may be surprised about all this reading that I have done.  Me too!  I’m right there with ya.  I would also like to add that remember a few blogs back where I talked about Pride & Prejudice?  WELL, I went to the movies the other day & this trailer popped up.  A new Keira Knightly film, British, set in long ago time.  She falls for a man that she’s not supose to fall for.  Blah Blah Blah.  Judi Dench co-stars!  Coming to a theater near you….Pride & Prejudice!  I almost peed my pants!  I still think it should be about a gay coming to terms with his own racism.  Still safe to say I probably won’t see this. I don’t live for Keira Knightly.  Maybe if it had Lindsay Lohan…then I would most likely. 

Thanks to all reading & valuable life lesson for this episode, "If you’re gonna act like a dirrty whore just make sure you play like a clean whore & if you make $2,000 an hr….bitch!  Buy my lunch & dinner & pay my cell bill, Holla!"    

Well supply & demand has been outta control.  Everyone I know wants a character.  Well children you ALL are some characters & I have had a life going on so thats why I haven’t been able to include everyone.  BUT, hot off the asembly line here are some more Masters that contribute to the Gay Universe of Castle Manhattan.  Some of you are in the far away land of North Carolina, but you are always in my heart.  ENJOY!

• John aka Big Daddy.  With his accent & knowledge of soooo many things I have decided that he would be the King of the castle.  Bc quite frankly BD would accept nothing but the best & he would make sure that I know it!  Kisses BD!  As you remember I came up with your proper name.  BD’s powers include hitting his quota & always going over by 30%.  He’s friends to all, even the peeps at Lil’ Cesaer.  His action figure comes with #1 pin, crown & long cloke(basically anything showing he’s king D).
• Irv aka Oprahcino.  His powers are plentiful so be aware.  He may not even know of his full potential yet!  He is able to get me to tell him anything.  Even when its supose to be a secret to all somehow he can aways get it out of me.  This would most likely make him my Orko since he knows all about me.  On the other hand he knows he can’t get one over on me as well.  Additional powers would be being able to make anyone laugh with his hilarious stand up.  His weakness is little people, that will be his defeat. His action figure comes with bottle of tequila, curly curly hair & plenty of cake & if you push a button on his back he tells a joke!  BTW, he is str8 but still ever so devoted to me
• Vadim aka The Flame Thrower.  His powers are too gay for words. A supreme master when it comes to the gays.  His wardobe: words can’t describe.  Always crazy & forever trying to bring back a fashion trend.  Against evil foes he can use a flame blown out of his mouth after chugging Russian Vodka that is hidden in an Island Spring water bottle.  His action figure comes w/ said bottle & full grown mullet & full on action grip bc he likes to wrestle his oppenents.
• Antonio.  No other name, just said with an accent.  One of the sweetest of characters in our universe.  He is wonderful to his friends & will do anything for them.  For a brief time a romantic interest for our hero.  He has the gift of being able to listen like no other & has love for the younger men ; )  His weakness is that he may tell you his real age more than once but forget it.  His action figure has huge biceps that can crush the evil doers…BUT only when highly provoked.
• Nikki aka Hot Tamale!  Now her character is rarely seen bc her beauty astounds all around her.  She would definitley be apart of She-Ra’s universe.  Her hair is dark & her skin is tan & many a man can not resist her charm, that goes for all men.  Her action figure comes with long fixable hair, 5 different outfits & high heel stilettos.  A rare figure so she is worth millions!
• Kris-Tahn aka Glimmer.  A sexy lesbian who is too sweet for words.  She takes part in the shenanigans that me & the other masters get caught up in.  When we travel back in time to the 80’s she is right there with us tearing it up, doing our best Molly Ringwald.  She can make the gay boys love her when normally they get scared of lesbians.  Her power is that, she can make everyone love her.  BUY her action figure now! 
• Miss Kristin aka DJ Kittie.  A str8 girl in our universe but I wouldn’t want it any other way.  She makes some of the best faces & can sense bullshit a mile away.  She could hang with Linda Evangelista, Amanda Lepore, SJP or Naomi & still be way cooler than them.  Her action figure comes with cool shades, boots, skirt, D&G top, plenty of vinyl records & a turntable.  Remember DJ Kittie I love you & music makes me lose control!
• Fort & Andy aka Fortress & Gorgeous.  Yes I know I am putting them both together but I wouldn’t have it any other way.  Their action figures are sold together & just save up the extra money bitches!  Fort & I both have the same kind of hair so he can always dish out some tips on hair.  Andy is always there to witness my drunken debacles.  Most importantly, they’re always there to witness me work a pole & slap me on the ass.  They always look too cute for words & they are perfect Lee’s-bee-unz!
• Tommy aka Tome.  His character?  Hmmm, forever getting into trouble in one way or another.  Forever saying something inappropriate.  You can always count on his brutal honesty.  But ofcourse we probably wouldn’t want it any other way.  He’s like Sam of Cheers & yes I know thats not part of the masters universe but it is in this world.  His action figure comes with white tank top, lube, condoms, other various things hint hint & shots of jaggermeister
• Michael.  I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again. He photographs extremely well.  Even when he’s 2 sheets to the wind.  He IS the picture of Pride(trademarked by Chad)!  I promise, its in my phone.  His action figure comes w/ cool hat(like Rob), slim jeans, Scissor Sisters cd & good tan!
• Matt aka Mattress.  He lives in the far far away land I mentioned earlier.  His knowledge of all things that I do & have done are extensive.  His sense of humor is dry but absolutely hilarious.  Imagine Julia Sugarbaker & then you got Matt.  A kind hearted individual throughout even though if you ask he’ll just say, "Suck it!"  His action figure comes with beautiful condo & car that way he can drive away from you. 
• Adrienne aka Bambi/Barbie.  Another that lives in the far away land.  We’ve known each other since we were 10.  So her knowledge of me is VERY extensive.  We have always been an evoluting brand new hotness.  Like wine she just gets hotter with age!  Her character IS something like Mary, you just can’t get enough of her.  Her action figure comes with Gucci, Prada, D&G…I could go on…any kind of outfit that has these labels.  It could also be bags, perfumes, make-up…please people you get my drift!

So thats it for now.  I adore these characters so look out for them.  Buy them a drink, give em a kiss or try to take them home.  I will need stories tee hee! 

Episode 3:  Poison Ivy Takes On…

When we last left our hero, he was taking some much needed MMI time on a Sat night.  Just in case you don’t know that’s me, myself & I.  After watching 3 not great movies (Stepford Wives, The Girl Next Door & Duplex) our hero drifted off to sleep.  As the other masters danced & got sweaty with the other boys on dancefloors or got a lil tipsy crashing at others’ houses, he dreamt of visions of sugar plums clubbing in his head.  Later that day….

Sunday was 90+ degrees outside & looking beautiful.  So I did what every other red blooded gay boy would do.  I went down to the pier to lay out to tan & be near the sprinkler. BTW, to also be near the other hot boys as well.  I was with a few of the other masters EJ & Chase & ofcourse we saw so many other people we knew.  After laying out for a few hrs & feeling a tad darker(yes I know I’m tanorexic) I was ready to go home.  That night my crew & I decided to go to Avalon.  I’ve become to really enjoy the one room that plays hip-hop & pop.  I seem to attract either twinks or hot black boys.  The network told me that I always have to extend to other demographics.  Ratings, ratings, ratings!  Met some cool new people.  Mark & his hot Aussie girl who was tearing up the dancefloor in heels.  Mad props sweetie!  I also loved that he had a small bottle of jaggermeister which he shared.  Big ups! 

But lets get to the real story.  I recently had all my blonde locks chopped off & I have not been happy about it.  Remember the whole Samson & Delilah story?  SO I wasn’t feeling too hot about it but the others said it was cute.  Then I happenned to see one of the boys who I had met last month, who by accident I thought I knew from manhunt(story for another day kids).  After him telling me that no in fact we met at Roxy & me feeling like an ass…he started to hang out with my crew.  But let’s rewind to earlier in the day.  I get a call from a guy(let’s call him Brad) who I had…let’s say…previously knew. We were supose to meet up.  But, he tells me this elaborate story on why he won’t be able to make it to the city bc he’s still in Staten Island.  Hint hint any of you that know me, know I don’t travel.  He’s like I really wanna see you, how about later this week?  I’m like sure ok, sounds cool, call me.  I didn’t see it as being really serious.  Plus, the sex wasn’t soo hot. 

Flash forward…..the rest of my crew decides to leave & it’s just me & my old new friend.  I decide to go to the bathroom & he comes with me.  Well walking in front of me I can’t help but think, "hmm this guy looks so familiar…..from behind."  We get to the bathroom & this person goes right to an old man & starts making out with him. Then I realize its the same guy(Brad) who had this whole elaborate story of not coming out.  I am literally standing next to this blatant display of grossness, in front of the mirror just fixing my hair & splashing some water on my face.  Just then he looks up & sees me & his face was priceless.  I looked over & said, "It’s one helluva night ain’t it?"  To this he goes, "I can explain."  As I move away & grab a few napkins I look at the old guy & say, "No need."  I go to walk away & he grabs my wrist.  "Can I just talk to you a minute?" he asks.  I look at my wrist, then I look at my boy in the doorway, then I look back at this guy(Brad) & say, "I can’t, that guy over there is waiting for me." 

So in full Poison Ivy mode I went back to the main room, got in the middle of the floor with my old new friend & danced the rest of the night away.  I had a nice time.  But, just in case you’re wondering I did decide to go home alone where I took up my whole bed & dreamt of visions of sugar plums calling out stupid boys & beating them over the head with it…my poison that is.

So kids important life lesson from this episode?  Well it can be said with one quote, "Don’t FUCK with me fellas!!! This ain’t my first time at the rodeo."    

In the past few days I have had a ton of comments from people I know telling me that they read my blog.  I’ve had a slew of compliments & to this I need to give a much needed thanks. I’ve always known that I was ‘Carrie’ but ever since I started this I have fully started to embrace it.  Candace Bushnell, where the hell are you bc I need advice. My story seriously needs to be told.  I need a starring role & this would be one helluva vehicle.  Most importantly, are you on here?  Add me!  But anyway, people have been telling me how funny my blog is & what not.  But seriously, people this is my life & my friends are all apart of it.  I also think so many people can relate to it bc really how many times have we heard similar stories about something that a friend of ours does or something we may do ourself.  Also, recently at the gym I saw a friend at he said I wish I was having as much sex as you are having.  At first I clutched the pearls & was like what?!  What kind of a person do you think I am?!  With a sly grin he goes, "Bitch, I read your blog. Friendster notifies me everytime you take a shit & write about it."  So as I blushed I just had to say, "Anything worth doing is worth doing right."  Then he told me that him & his friend read it at work when they’re supose to be working.  To that I said, "Tell him I said to add me!"  I mean wasn’t it Bette who sang Ya Gotta Have Friends!  Wait, didn’t she do this while singing in a bathouse or something?  No wonder the gays love her. 

But anyways, lets get back to the subject.  I’m becoming blogfamous. I mean hell, I barely read my damn self!  I can barely get through an Us or In Touch magazine.  Thank goodness it has pictures.  I mean I remember hearing of Pride & Prejudice & my first thought was….hmmm I bet its about a gay coming to terms with his own racism.  A real story for the ages!  Imagine my surprise when I found out it wasn’t.  But lets be honest here, I still don’t know what its about, I probably will never pick it up, & if I was in a group that was talking about it and how it had an impact on their life….Ha!  Fooled ya, I think we all know I would never be in that kind of group.  I am a party boy.  I’ve been going out drinking, although not smoking, jezzebellin since I was 17.  I love the nightlife, I like to boogie & don’t worry it ain’t changing any time soon!  But for tonight, this party boy is at home safe & secure in his bed…alone…while the rest of my friends are either at Roxy, bout to go to Spirit, or getting it God knows where.  So if you wanna hear about shenanigans tomorrow maybe I’ll tell ya that I just had a pizza & bread stix & watched the Stepford Wives.  And oh yeah….I wrote in my blog.  Thanks for reading 

Well after the overwhelming response from that first post about this I decided to go ahead & introduce more crazy, fun loving characters in this wonderful gay universe of Manhattan.  As I had said before I wasn’t able to get all into or I’d be sitting at this computer for 10 yrs.  So yes Shuley you will be included.  You don’t have to make a comment about the Nick & Shuley friend code of conduct.  BUT I do want to add….Remember that time I came down to North Carolina with my bf & you spent the whole time talking on the phone to people you see every other day & see me once every other year?  Oh & remember that one time you gave me a crappy ringtone & u gave ur gay husband Waiting For Tonight?  Just wanted to make sure you remember.

Now back to the characters:

• Shuley aka Bebe.  She lives in a far away land that our lead character once lived in before he gained his magic powers & touched his sword.  Ok so maybe I touched my sword, but now me & others touch my sword a lot more! Back to Bebe.  She’s literally yeh big & giggles when she talks.  She can make magic drinks that make you silly & call people on ur celly after having a magic drink.  Now that I think of it she is definitely Scorceress & Brad is Castaspella(HOT!) Her special powers totally lie in her boobs.  Literally people, her boobs are huge & too big to fit in the box.  Her downfalls are marines & Irishmen, keep them away from her!
• Chad. Aka C Austin. He is TOTES Evil-Lyn.  Now before you freak out, I loved loved loved her character.I should probably say she was my favorite bc she was mad tan & wore blue & was just a hot bitch! She was so cool, she could make any one do anything. Your powers include looking really hot & ur powers rival the Scorceress.  Also Evil-Lyn was not all bad.  There was that one episode where she helped save He Man from Skeletor bc DER! He Man was all good & really that is who she is deep deep inside. 
• Ricardo. Now normally we share the Gays of Our Lives world. You being Shawn & me being Rex. But in this world you would be Bo, the hot boy who was the Ken to She-Ra’s barbie.  You are seriously so sweet & always wanting to help others. Just like Bo.  Your action figure is way sexy in a black tank top & your car is like the horse Bo had. (Daniel sold seperately)
• Nico aka The Blonde Bomb. We rarely see his character but he’s life partners with Larry.  He’s the Ying to his Yang.  Special powers include knowledge of all things Grease 2 & being able to sometimes hold his opinion to himself but also being able to rip up somebody a brand new asshole.  The action figure comes with 3 changes of wardrobe bc his character always looks fierce & oh yeah a VIP card! 
• Jenny aka Bianca.  I have decided you are mos def Teela.  Never to be the damsel in distress & can hold your own against any baddie or foe that the masters have to wage war against.  You help out He-Man whenever he needs assistance & have hot hair & wear hot hot outfits.  Your action figures booty is bananas. Your figure also comes with a boot flask, power suit & cake. 

So thats just a few more characters in the world of our Masters of the Gay Universe. Just as before I will leave you words of wisdom…."If you’re gonna have 3 different sexual partners in one weekends time, just make sure they don’t know each other. That way you can keep having sex with them.  Remember, play it safe."

Wassup people!  First things first, I, Nicky, freaks all da honeyz, dummies, playboy bunnies, those wanting moneyz! (yes I am listenng to ol skool Biggie right now)

Giving it to the fans has taken on a hot new meaning.  Now I’m not trying to sound conceited BUT last night when I logged in last night it said my profile was viewed 693 times since 6/7/05.  I was like damn thats hot!  So check it, I logged in now to do a blog & it said 757, & all I could say was HOT TAMALES!  Ok now some of you may hate & be all….mmm hmm & how many of those is where you click on yourself. To that I say, " Don’t hate bitches, bc I’ve tried doing that & it don’t work."  Your profile being viewed goes up whenever someone else clicks on you.  Now that could be to read your blog, write a hot new testy, send you a message, look up some of ur friends or just to check you out.  SO as I get excited I am slightly deflating myself.  Gotta keep it real right?  I do know though the kids from the Phillipines(I most likely mispelled that) luv luv luv me. The way we all get a social security # when we’re born, I swear they all must get a Friendster account.  I am forever getting messages random people with pictures of hot boys/girls or some anime cartoon & the message saying U r cute please add me thank u.  The way Mariah is huge in Japan, that is probably gonna be where I will be.  To that I say, "U like me, u really like me! To all my Phillipinos in tha house, big ups big baybuhs!"   

I forever somehow offend someone in my blog so let me just say I am sorry ahead of time.  I am trying to offend no one.  As you all should know, I am just trying to give it back to the fans.  New single will be out by the end of the yr just in time for Christmas.  God bless!

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