The Adventures of the NSP

7……..3……..1………D’Day

Mission one I’ma put this on
When he see me in this tank Ima get me some (hey!)
Mission two gotta make that call
Tell em get the bottles poppin’ when they play my song (hey!)
Mission three got my three best friends
Like we do it all the time we goin do it again (hey!)
Mission four got the vintage rolls
Drop a couple hundreds tell him leave it at the door

I ain’t worried doin’ me tonight
A lil sweat ain’t never hurt nobody
While y’all standing on the wall
I’m the one tonight getting bodied
Gettin’ bodied, gettin’ bodied
You want my body
Won’t you get me bodied

Can you get me bodied
I wanna be myself tonight
Can you get me bodied
I wanna be myself tonight
Don’t yo see my body
I want to let it out tonight
Wanna party, wanna dance, wanna be myself tonight

Now that the dust has settled, empty bottles taken away, apartment cleaned, cards opened, checking myspace comments…..I’m now finally feeling like I can blog. As MANY of you know, this past week was my Bday celebrations & ooooo was it ever. Let me start with simply saying a big thank you to everyone who came out. You all mean so much to me & I’m soooo glad that I have you guys in my life! Each year I seem to outdo myself. Nickakah (or as Vadim calls it N’Caca) begins on July 26th & rolls on through til August 4th. I had off last Friday so the plan was to go to Pop Rocks. Jordan, Vadim, Chase, Spencer, Scott, Matt, Dennis, Ej, Larry, Jason, Tom, Ron, my new dance partner Nicole & I all rocked open bar. The bartenders there are always sooo good to me. Especially when you say it’s your bday! Like every week it seems we had our pictures taken & for once he took pics of me BEFORE I was drunk. I normally hate all the pics of me but this one was cute so I had to post it. Vadim was debuting the new Basic Trash version of the Nickakah shirt. It was so fabu he had to wear it on Sat night too. He said because he wanted more people seeing it & who am I to oppose anyone blowing up my spot? We had a blast & I had sooo much fun that I didn’t really remember leaving. They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no.

I woke up on Friday slightly worried because I was HUNGover! Oh no! This can’t be a good way to kick off Nickakah. But thank goodness my 4 friends all named Advil took care of that. The thought of ‘Nick, you’re too old to be doing this’ did cross my mind but then when the headache was gone I was like ‘Aha! Screw you hangover!’ so I decided to do my hair. Which took hours! So I sat around like a desperate house husband & watched Days of Our Lives. Later that night my Pyramid crew & I made our way to the East Village with our Poland Spring Magic Water Bottles in hand. Tovah stuffed hers into her pants which made it look like she had a small penis. The music was a lil off. Uncle Fester (the name I call the Dj bc well he does look like Uncle Fester) would play a really good song, then play crap songs like 4 in a row. But all in all, I had a blast with my peeps & once again my favorite bartender there who looks like Amy Winehouse gave me plenty of freebies. Even doing rounds of shots for everyone once she heard it was my bday. Big ups to Benjamin for getting me & ALL my peeps in for free!

Saturday night was the official night of the party. Anyone who had not been able to make the previous events knew that this was the big one. I had an apartment party before we headed to Splash. I deejayed all night on the new toy that Jordan bought for me. It’s a dual cd player complete with mixer & all these cool things that I’m still learning about. Basically an essential for a dj. Which is something I think I really would like to get into. But thats a whole other blog! The boys even surprised me with a cake. Even though I had told Jordan that I would not be eating. I know some pics were taken but I’ve not seen them yet. I got some fabalous gifts. Nothing says perfect to me like some Gift certificates to Virgin Megastore. I will definitely be doing some damage with those. So as the night progressed & alcohol consumed…..it was time to move on. I played This Used To Be My Playground for our final song & everyone went to the bathroom & finished drinks or made to go cups. Now that I think about it, it was more like made to go cups. Now it was time to go to Splash.

Mission five skip to the front of the line
Let me fix my hair ‘fore I go inside (hey)
Mission six gotta check these chicks
’cause you know they go block when I take these flicks (hey)
Mission seven gotta make my rounds
Givin eyes to the guys now I think I found him (hey)
Mission eight while we conversatin’
We could skip small talk, let’s get right to the chase (hey)

John Blair got us in personally when the bouncer tried to throw shade. For those who don’t know, it’s his party & I’ll get in if I want to. Once inside I saw more peeps showing love. Once again my fav bartender hooked me up with some shots & even a free drink later. We danced & danced & if memory serves me correctly some of my boys were making out with each other. Hmmmm, it could be Stefano(Days of our lives) trying to implant memories again. Well I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again, “Nickakah is all about bringing everyone together.” Hmmm, even if it’s One Night Only. But one night only is not the case for me. After 3 nights of dancing & drinking I was a tired bitch so on Sunday it was all about doing things chill. I went to go see The Simpsons with Jordan, Dawne & Pablo. I liked it. It was like one extended episode except in this you see Bart’s penis & Marge says GD. After that we went to China Town & had chinese food. Dawne got me to try some things called Soup Dumplings which turned out to be really tasty. After more food & feeling stuffed I was then shocked to hear the waiters singing an Operatic version of Happy Birthday. Shout out to my Asian fans!

Back at work on Monday & boy was it busy. I barely had time to read my gossip blogs & what not. That night I decided to just chill at home with Jordan & had some dinner with a movie. Oh yeah, with some wine too. That night I slept like a baby & 9 hrs later I woke up realizing that it was finally my bday. 29. I didn’t feel any older. I still feel like my wonderful self. I was only hungover that one day. Maybe someone is onto this whole you’re only as old as you feel. I had nicknamed my party Nick’s Super Sweet 16 +13. Well 16 I surely ain’t but I tell ya, there are still plenty of good times to be had so please don’t stop the music. Which is what I did. I spent the morning playing music on my new toy singing as loud as I wanted. Then it was off to go to pyhsical therapy. Which is what I’ve been meaning to do for months now ever since my incident. She was incredibly helpful & I still have a few more times to go. As long as everything goes well, I may not have to do any surgery. Which is a wonderful thing. After that, I went to go get my haircut & my Asian hairdresser Doris told me I was looking really big. Muscle-wise. Oh snap! Maybe I’ve been something right then! She then gave me a gift certificate for a mani-pedi, something I’ve never done. So I’ll guess I’ll have to try that out sometime soon. As I continued my day with just me, myself & I, I decided to go tan. The guy goes, “Oh, its ur bday?!” A smile came upon my face & I said, “Yes!” He then told me that he would upgrade me for the day & Upgrade U started playing in my head. I’m telling ya, my bday should be everyday!

That night I had a dinner at Dallas BBQ wth Jordan, Vadim, Tameika & Nathan. Which was nice because I had not been able to see the last 2 over the weekend. Tamkeika had to work & Nathan had been in Fire Island. Once again I ate way too much & the blue hawaiians were oh so tasty! Had a wonderful time. The next day I returned to work. I had an email from my girl in HR asking if we could meet to discuss things. This is something we do about every other week. Normally I can never think of anything to discuss. But this time I had made a lil sheet with stuff. I was gonna be on my game. Imagine my surprise when I walk in to see everyone singing Happy Birthday & a cake in front of me. Tasia was like, “How did you not know?!” In my defense all I can say is, “I had bleach on my head for hours & hours.” I swear I get dumber when I get blonder. Yesterday was even a small celebration because I managed to have lunch with a friend I haven’t seen in forever. He bought me lunch & we even had a lil cupcake. I know! I know! I’ve totally gained 10 lbs & I swear I feel like Janet Jackson in between albums. I’m surprised I didn’t see her ass at Dallas BBQ!

So now we’re up to today, Friday. Technically I still have 2 more days to celebrate. At home I have all this leftover alcohol calling me & my friends names. Dammit, at the moment I’m not trying to listen. I think I’m actually all Bday’d out. But I bet you anything once I get home from the gym & play a few jams that fire inside me will spark up & next thing you know…….

Fellas on the floor
All my fellas on the floor
If ya ready, get ready, to get it
Drop down low and sweep the floor with it
Drop drop down low and sweep the floor with it
Drop down low and sweep the floor with it
Drop drop down low and sweep the floor with it
Do the uh oh, do the uh oh
Do the uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh nah nah
Do the uh oh, do the uh oh
Do the uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh nah nah
Pat yo weave ladies, pat pat, pat yo weave ladies
Watch him while he check up on it
Pat yo weave ladies, pat pat, pat yo weave ladies
Watch him while he check up on it
Tick tick tick, tick fight
Tick tick tick tick tick fight
Tick tick tick, tick fight
Tick tick tick tick tick fight
Pose for the camera now flick flick flick
Pose for the camera now flick flick flick
Pose for the camera now flick flick flick
Pose for the camera now flick flick flick
Do an old school dance, an old school dance
An old school dance, get old school
Do an old school dance, an old school dance
Do an old school dance, get old school
Stop cool off cool off
Cool off cool off
Drop cool off cool off
Cool off, cool off
Wind it back girl
Wind it back girl
Duck ya head touch the floor wind it back
Wind it back girl
Wind it back girl
Duck ya head touch the floor wind it back
Drop to ya knees, hunch back girl
Shake sake it like that alley cat
Drop to ya knees, hunch back girl
Shake sake it like that alley cat
Shake ya derrière in them Dereon’s
Shake shake ya derrière in the House of Dereon
Shake ya derrière in them Dereon’s
Shake shake ya derrière in the House of Dereon
Do the scissor leg, touch ya heels touch ya toes
Do the scissor leg, touch ya heels touch ya toes
Do the scissor leg, touch ya heels touch ya toes
Do the scissor leg, touch ya heels touch ya toes
Do the Naomi Campbell walk, Naomi Campbell walk
Walk across the room like Naomi Campbell
Do the Naomi Campbell walk, Naomi Campbell walk
Walk across the room like Naomi Campbell
Snap for the kids, snap for the kids
Snap in a circle three times
Snap for the kids, snap for the kids
Snap in a circle three times
I touch ya body, while ya touch my body
We touching bodies tonight
We getting bodied
I touch ya body, while ya touch my body
We touching bodies tonight
We getting bodied
Gettin’ bodied (gettin’ bodied)
Gettin’ bodied (gettin’ bodied)
Gettin’ bodied (I’m the only one tonight)
Gettin’ bodied (gettin’ bodied)
Want my body (get me body)
Won’t ya get me body (get me body)
You want my body (I’m the only one tonight)
Won’t ya get me bodied (get me bodied)
Hey